What movies have not aged well?
15.06.2025 23:57

Diamonds Are Forever
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
Why don't some people like the 10 Commandments?
A View to a Kill
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
Is the media protecting Kamala Harris?
-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
-All the bad guys are black.
How do you recognize when your mental health might need attention?
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
Moonraker
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-”She is very sexyful!”
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
How do you feel about Donald Trump signing an executive order that says there are only two genders?
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
How far back into your childhood can your remember and what is your favorite memory of that time?
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
-J W Pepper
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Doesn't Musk hire Security for his Tesla dealerships?
From Russia With Love
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
Octopussy
Why do I feel worthless most of the time?
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
The Man with the Golden Gun
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Why is going on a date today so much different than it was when I was young?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
Dr No
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.